May 2012
waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
taylor swift: *writes an album*
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
i-like-pigeons:
rydellk:
rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
you, are very awesome indeed, my friend
aqs-plush-rump:
oakithia-willowind:
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moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Lilo, why are you all wet?
kaezie:
kidsofthebluelagoon:
xximmaeatjooxx:
videovriska:
daswiener:
captainhufflepuff:
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
oh my...
1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
heyitspj:
Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-
